Thanks a lot for the invitation
But I believe I'm already taken
I'll maybe catch you somewhere
Along the way

I can't believe the words I'm reading
Hotel lobby is suddenly freezing
God, you think you'd have
Something nice to say

But you think
You're such a big man picking on me
Well, you'll never get another chance
You should make plans to get away

Before an accident comes your way
Don't be thinking you'll get off easy
Letter bombs are user friendly

Making up for a troubled childhood
You know there's people
You could see, you could talk to
You shouldn't be on the street
For one more day

I'm lying here in the next hotel room
I feel like I've been hit by a sonic boom

God, you think you'd have
Something nice to say

But you think
You're such a big man, picking on me
Well, you'll never get another chance
You should make a plan to get away

Don't be thinking you'll get off easy
I.R.A. is doing freebies
Maybe you could just say you're sorry
Full retraction, bended knee

Maybe you could
Just save your firstborn for me

But you think
You're such a big man, picking on me
Well, you'll never get another chance
You should make a plan to get away

Don't be thinking you'll get off easy
Wife and kids are just gonna love me