well now how did they get that lady on tv
laughing so naturally
for a wal-mart ad
is it not as bad as i thought?

there’s a woman sending poisonous mail
and they caught her now she’s sitting in jail
while the weather station forecasts hail
from the tropics

oh i spent the day in a shopping mall
through the biggest storm of the century
i’m a mountain
i’m a mountain like you said to be

the sports man and his double chin
don’t listen to me in this state i’m in
saying things about people that i don’t know

well it’s just that way when you get hurt
and the things you need you’re made to work
you must decide if you will die or grow

oh i spent the day in a shopping mall
through the biggest storm of the century
i’m a mountain
i’m a mountain
like you said to be