i almost got drunk at school at fourteen
where i almost made out with the homecoming queen
who almost went on to be miss texas
but lost to a sl*t, with much bigger breastes
i almouts dropped down to move to l.a
where i was almout famous for almost a day

and i almost had you
but i guess that doesn't count it
almost loved you
i almost wished you would`ve loved me too

i almost held up a grocery store
where i almost did 5 years and then 7 more
`cause i almost got bopped for a fight with a thug
`cause he almost made off with the bunch of the drugs
that i almost got hooked on `cause you ran away
and i wish i wouldn've had the nerve to ask you to stay

and i almost had you
but i guess that doesn't count it
almost had you
and i didn't even know it
you kept me guessin`
and now i'm destinated to spend my time missing you
i almost wish you would`ve loved me too

here i go, thinking 'bout all the things
i could have done
i'm gonna need a forklift
`cause all the baggage weighs a ton
(baggage weighs a ton)

i know we had our problems
i can`t remember one

i almost forgot to say something else
and if i can`t fit it in, i`ll keep it all to myself
i almost wrote a song about you today
but i tore it all up and then
i threw it away

and i almost had you
but i guess that doesn't count it
almost had you
and i didn`t even know it
you kept me guessin`
and now i`m destinated
to spend my time missing you

and i almost had you
(almost had you)
almost had you
i almost wish you would loved me too
(wish you would`ve love me too)