You have a mustache
You called me on the phone
You wear a beret
And you sell cologne

You wear colonge
But you still smell bad
You smell like shit
From all the men that you've had

You sell cologne
You sell cologne
You sell cologne
You sell cologne

You wear a gay suit

You have a mustache
You're always looking
At your customers ass

A freelance homo
You tried to sell to sears
But you got kicked out
Because you're fucking queer

You sell cologne
You sell cologne
You sell cologne
You sell cologne