listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhyme and get the h*ll away

just last week when i was walking down the street
i observed this lovely lady that i wanted to meet
i walked up to her i said h*llo
she said you're kind of cute i said yes i know
but by the way sweetheart what's your name
she said my friends like to call me exotic elaine
i said my name is the prince and she said why
i said well i don't know i'm just a h*ll of a guy
but enough about me yo let's talk about you
and all the wonderful things that you and i can do
i popped some cash and in a little bit of time
i showed some cash and the girl was mine
i took her over town i wined her and dined her
she ask me did i like her i said well kinda
all of a sudden she jumped out her seat
sn*tched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
so i shoved her away i said you better stop buggin
she got mad looked me dead in my face
threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
i got scared when she started to yell
so i handed her my wallet and ran like h*ll
i was duckin through alleys right and left
but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
i was arrested charged with agrivated *ssault
(yo clancy we got him)
but it wasn't my fault

nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhyme and get the h*ll away

i was in a bar one friday night
cooling watching a mike tyson fight
i was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequilla
when this girl walked up she said hi my name is sheila
i responded by saying h*llo
she paid for my drink and then said let's go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
as we pulled up into her house i said i'm with you toots
the music was soft and there was wine in the gl*sses
she started winking and making little p*sses
at me she pat me close that's when she got bold
she started feeling up my back i said oh your hands are cold
we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
i carresed her body and i kissed her cheek
and that's when i observed those satin bed sheets
i felt that it was time for me to make my move
i thought i better hurry up before i busted a groove
i leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
and said boy i'm a tear your b*tt limb from limb
i was scared as h*ll where i was supposed to go
i just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
just my luck we were in a snow storm
and all i had was my underwear on to keep my warm
and to top the night off i had to break in my place
because my keys were on pants back on sheila's book case
i was done sneezing and coughing
i hope this doesn't happen to often

but nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhymes and get the h*ll away

jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
prince: i don't know i don't think they really do
jazzy: i think you should give 'em another example
prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here

i got a ring on my phone may 5th last year
it was my girlfriend betty i said h*llo dear
i was just about to call you i got a couple tickets to the run dmc concert
(i'm wit it)
it's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
(yeah)
aight fine see you then betty
i combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
got funky fresh dressed in my la c*x ?
got to betty's at eight i was ready to jet
until betty's mon said betty's not ready yet
i sat there for at least an hour
it was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9: 35 she comes downstairs
and said i need a little longer to finish my hair
at ten o'clock we had then missed the show
she comes downstairs and says let's go
go where go to sleep i'm gone
i was steamin like a demon as i drove home
but it just goes to show
not trying to bust your bubble
but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
so next time a girl gives you the play
just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
take heed to my rhymes and get the h*ll away

jazzy: man first your parents just don't understand then you having these crazy nightmares
prince: i know why me man why me
jazzy: what's next?
prince: now these girls man you know how it is can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em.